El Barto

“I will not draw naked ladies in class”

 “I will not trade pants with others”

“I do not have power of attorney over first graders”

“Hi, I'm looking for Amanda... Amanda Hug N Kiss.”

“I think it's ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.”

“All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy”

~ Bartholomew JoJo "Bart" Simpson